John Garcia
Tempe, AZ
Posted 02/14/2006 11:19:15 AM PDT

Coach, I heard that you were going to be battling the illness again at the University of Chicago. Well, remember back to those days when you were doing battleball against those no good punks like Crnarich and Brock. That should have toughened you up to fight this thing. Also, remember all of the thoughts and prayers that are behind you in this battle. I know you will win. John "You Should Have Called More Plays For Me" Garcia